Needs to be shared thread

HO...LEE..FUCK!!!

the fact the lorry was carrying tonnes of sandbags too!
shit ...

Those were bags of cement, eahc on is 25kg, imagine if they end entered the other carrage way!

wow

shocker anyone?
http://youraccount.ekmpowershop11.com/ekmps/shops/shedmotorsport/shocker---girls-decal-2380-p.asp

that picture makes me hard!

works on me to lmao

wtf has hapend to my sig!!?

3500hp mini anyone?

http://www.roadtransport.com/blogs/big-lorry-blog/2010/07/the-worlds-most-powerful-mini.html

saw this on puntomk2.co.uk had to share

Bentley Forums... 'I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? '

BMW 3 Series forums...'Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.'

VW Beetle forum...'The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)'

Yugo Forum...'When's the last time yours ran?'

Lamborghini forum...'Wind noise around 210MPH'

Mazda MX5 forums...'Some **** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)'

Toyota Hilux forum...'MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) '

Daimler forum...'Where to get a service on my Rolex?'

Rover 800 forum....'Problems parallel parking at Gala bingo.'

Range Rover Forum...'Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?'

Delorean forum...'Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. '

Honda Accord forum...'Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.'

Toyota Yaris forum...'Do our cars use AAA's or AA's?'

Ferrari forums...'Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.'

Porsche forums...'Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?'

Mini forum...'Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)'

Dax Cobra forum...'I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?'

McLaren F1 forum...'Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.'

Hummer forum...'Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 35 miles away. That's $55 in gas.'

Fiat forum...'Hello? Am I the only member? '

Subaru WRX forum...'I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you ?? '

Chevy pickup forum...'How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? '

Supra Forum...'Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.'

Volvo forum....'What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.'

Opel Corsa Forum...'m8 me dol ofica sayd that me burbery 'at was wikid and i shoud txt me m8's 4 a krooz in asda's carparc 2nite'

Nissan Micra forum...'When i get a skyline...........

Jaguar forum...'Why do jaguar parts dept, keep sending me to Ford to get parts for my car?? '

Alfa Romeo forum...'Have any of you ever had your car running for more than 5 mins?? '

Porche Cayane forum...'Do you have problems with you wallet not fitting in your back pocket?'

Ford forum...'Need a new battery tray again ,DOH!'

whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

ones an animal from australia, and the others a geordie stuck in a lift!

Two priests at a bucking bronco contest.

One priest manages to stay on for 10 minutes. his mate says "feck me how did you manage that?"

Easy, he says, one of the alter boys is epileptic.

A little boy comes home from school with homework.

"Dad, ive been asked to find out the meaning of "realistically" and "potentially".

Ah he says, thats simple.

"What to do is go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the postman for £1,000,000"

Okay Dad, so the little boy goes away and asks his sister if she would sleep with the postman for £1m.

Dad, dad! She said she would!

"Right he says, now go and ask your mother the same thing"

So the little boy runs away and asks his mum the same thing.

"Dad, dad! She said she would!"

"Just as i thought, well potentially we are sitting on £2,000,000, but realistically we are living with a pair of sla'gs..."

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Paddy goes to his doctors complaining of a bad back...

The doctor asks him what he has been doing lately that may have caused it.

"I have been having sex doggy style" says Paddy.

the doctors asks "why don't you try it the regular way??"

He replies...

"I have but he just keeps licking my face"

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I had my first cage fight last night!

Poor budgie was f**ked after

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Teacher says to the class; "Im going to say famous sayings and i want you to tell me who said them and you can get away early for the week end"

"We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the shores..."

A little girl pipes up "Oh miss that was Winston Churchill!"

A little boy pipes up "f**king Sl'ut"

"Who said that furiously screams the teacher!!!!!"

"John Terry miss! See you Monday!!!!"

Is it too early to make earthquake jokes, or should we let the dust settle first?

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I feel sorry for those in Haiti.

Last time i had 30 aftershocks i couldnt find my house either.

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Wanna know what the inside of a dead baby smells like?

*waves fingers under your nose*

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I was in the loft earlier looking for xmas decorations when i discovered an unopened xmas present from last year. I took it downstairs to see the kids faces with excitement and it wasnt until they went to open it that i had realised id bought them a puppy last year....

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Two dyslexics storm into a bank with shotguns and shout "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up"

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Brilliant jokes there.

if some saw my status on saturday, i was working in trostre and what pulls up, and old couple pull up in a polo, mint condition, rolling on a set of genuine ronal teddies! its a shme when things like this get waisted.

thought id share anyway

go polish your clio!

ha shes already started lol

OMG! To be honest I don't know if I love those wheels or hate them

GJH wrote:

OMG! To be honest I don't know if I love those wheels or hate them

I do know what you mean, they are sort of an epic wheel that will always grab your attention...but you would never ever fit them to your own car!

youd fit this version tho for ultimate scene points right?

poor teddy looks lost back in that pipe

LOLOLOL
fuckin americans