The fucking news!

Basicly, go find some random news articles.. C+p them into word or something,
Them replace a the "the"s with "the fucking"

So it ends up a little something like so...

"Those fucking animals have now been brought to justice," said PC Rowlands, who was in charge of the fucking investigation.

Brace for lolz!

The fucking BBC has confirmed that the fucking actress at the centre of the fucking controversial baby plot is leaving 'EastEnders'.

this is going to be epic.. brb off to read the fuckin news paper

The fuckin 2,000th police officer has graduated from a British-run training centre in Afghanistan's Helmand Province.

Recruits are given an eight-week course in basic policing - plus military training

Mahmad Zarif, 25, from Nad-e Ali district, will now return home to begin life as a patrolman in the fuckin Afghan National Police (ANP).

He said: "I joined the fuckin police because I wanted to serve my country and make Afghanistan a better place.

"God willing, we will defeat the fuckin insurgents, as we now have many police serving in the fuckin country – enough to succeed."

Recruits are given an eight-week course in basic policing skills – but such is the fuckin violence in much of the fuckin country that they fuckin are also given military training.

lmao! this is fun...

This is shit...

Here you go, you can have my ones, I'm not gonna be using them- fucking fucking fucking